April 28

Do all what your bf wants day

Hey what are you gonna do today?
Whatever my boyfriend wants

oh true today id April 28

by woboy April 28, 2020

April 5th

national send arch pics to your bf day

boyfriend: hey its april 5th, can i get those pics now??

girlfriend: yea sure, here. *sends 4 attachments*

by smallboyballs April 4, 2023

20th of April

The 20th of april is national 'give your 186cm curly haired friend a piece of gum' day!!

make sure to give any of your friends who are spefically 186cm and who have curly hair, a piece of gum :D

omg wait! It's the 20th of April!!! Let me give my 186cm curly haired friend a piece of gum

by ####ladybits April 13, 2023

April 18th National Threesome day

April 18th men or women give your spouse a threesome day.

April 18th National threesome day honey let’s have a little fun.

by TheDicindinctionary April 18, 2024

April 2nd

If you got a boyfriend/girlfriend on this day, you're probably one of the coolest people on earth, and it's also a sacred day for the Aboriginals in North Russia. Couples in the old North Russia used to wait to get engaged until April 2nd, because they on that day could choose one other to sacrifice to the gods, because of the sacred day. Ps If your names are Silje and Lucas, and y'all get together on this day, it automatically means lifelong blessings, happiness and fire sex for the both of you.

You got together on April 2nd? I better watch my back, before I get sacrificed, haha.

by peewcock April 6, 2023

April Fools

In 1582 people realized that there wasn't enough days in a year, so Pope Gregory XIII made us change from the Julian calender to the Gregorian calender. April fools is celebrated because some people didn't know so they still celebrated (new year) in April. However of years the concept of April Fools has changed.

Retared: WOOOOO! APRIL FIRST HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Douchebag: What an April Fool.
GUY: So many April Fools

by MINYOONGIMEHHUBBY May 19, 2018

16th of april

National Aoife Backed away day

The 16th of April

“Hey did you hear today is national Aoife backed away day”
“Oh really? Cool”

The 16th of April, The day Aoife Backed away from a kiss and embarrassed her boyfriend

by Arlo Murphy November 16, 2021