The Hot Air Balloon

Only possible when a man has a foreskin. The hot air balloon is when a person spreads the foreskin of a penis and proceeds to blow dry their glans while simultaneously inflating the foreskin similar to a hot-air-balloon.

Got a little bored with my usual jerking habits, decided to do the hot air balloon last night.

by ding_dong_consumer May 28, 2021

straight air

When someone, usually performing a sport such as skiing or skating, catches air and does not perform a trick or grab of any sort. Just a straight up air. If you don't flap your arms around madly and you don't land like a boner (see LINE Traveling Circus, Style Coach) it can sometimes look kind of cool.

Zach had mad steez on skis even while performing a straight air.

by YodaTheJedi February 12, 2014

air horse

The act of pretending to ride a horse. A horse that isn’t there, made out of thin air.

Show me your air horse.
Jordan was riding an air horse at that party last night, she must have been wasted.

by kangawallafox69 December 07, 2020

air safe

A safe with another person that you do when you don’t want to touch # freindship through the air

Hey you wanna air safe - sure

by Billyrahmanfromtheeast December 14, 2023

Fermented Booty Air

A term used to describe a rather musty fart

Gryffin: Sorry guys I just released some fermented booty air.

by Themanspam August 04, 2023

vaginal air extraction

The scientific description for “queef”.

Linda has undergone a vaginal air extraction successfully.

by Foxtail247 April 17, 2022

cheek air

The extra oxygen stored in your cheeks while holding your breath.

“You can only hold your breath for 30 seconds? Have you tried using cheek air?”

by boiii February 28, 2019