Zen Toaster

A Zen Toaster is the stand in name for any quirky appliance that really ought to be recycled. It's Zen quality pretty much comes down to three things -- everything changes; everything is connected; pay attention. This karmic appliance is often seen in a starter home or in a college/roommate living situation; Perhaps it was purchased at a garage sale for cheap because one can't afford even the appliance at Walmart and such retail establishments. So while the Zen Toaster works with some kind of complex stipulation like it will not pop your toast out unless you hit the side of the toaster or it toasts doubly fast, it will work if you are present. However chances are you will be distracted by something like your phone and before you know it -the Zen Toaster burnt your toast just like a Pompeian papyrus scroll in 79 BCE. Now you have no toast, a smelly kitchen, perhaps even the smoke detector has gone off-and all because you didn't pay attention for a minute with what you know very well is your Zen Toaster!

Roomate: "Madeleine you are *f%$#4ing smelling up the kitchen again with your rye bread in the Zen Toaster!?!" Can you please get Meerkat while you attempting to cook!

by emmagigio March 13, 2024

Zen-fucker

An individual that is so self-consumed, they destroy the Zen of all those in the immediate vacinity.

Did you see that really agro girl on the dance floor, getting up in everyone's grill? What a Zen-fucker!

by Jackaroe February 4, 2016

Lil Zen

The biggest god of rapping. lil zen lambo 🔥 🔥

Man : did you hear new lil zen song?
Man 2: fire my drilla

by DraxasDoDo109 January 5, 2022

Zen Chin

the coolest and best person you'll ever meet.

omg look its zen chin we love him

by wijayanumber1fan November 21, 2022

Zen Crystal

An incel that browse the internet with Anime pictures as his profile due to the fact his face is uneasy to look at. He usually seeks attention as he rarely does human interactions in real life and rather uses social media for his gain. This person most likely has no friends but he does have an obsession with fictional 2d characters which to him is "okay". His life is basically meaningless and full of the big sad.

Wait Bob, dont tell me that you're Zen Crystal? What a disgrace! As your friend i will get the help you need even if it means sending you to the Mentally ill hospital.

by lonelypencil November 12, 2021

Zen

Zn is a funny, talented mf whom I lOVE SO MUCH

Emi: omg imagine not being mutuals with zen

Corn: ZEN JUST POSTED ANOTHER EDIT

Ren: YALL SAW ZEN’S NEW POST?

by Ihaterealmen March 11, 2021

Zen

noun - a type/species of boy that is so freaking fine they make you wonder if you are high or not. Characterized by great bodies, fine asses, hot faces, and butter melting personalities,

“that boy is such a zen”.

by jbufis62 January 27, 2024