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iris

iris thinks she is sweet but she looks like a mole rat that came from the trash bin and looks like a hairless dog in her country she also looks like fat ass barney the dinosaur she also got shiped back to her country by her mom and dad cuz she was to hairless for them.
iris:anyone want to come to the mall with me

her friends: no your so fat and hairless u pig
by kayla and the rats May 31, 2023
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Iris

A person that will make you laugh. She isn't that popular but the friends she has is well chosen. She's beautiful inside out. She's a person whit high grades and she has worked for them.
by SJ train uk pls kill me June 12, 2018
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Irie

A dude who lllllloves getting coon tailed
โ€œOmg please coon tail me more!โ€ -Irie
by Fatcoontailpussy August 2, 2021
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Anal Iris

The soul of the anal sphincter. When you peel back the outer anal Labia you reveal the soul lurking inside of the fart box corridor. The Anal Iris, Scientifically known to all humans as the Glompus Stinkus, is the core system that controls sticky, sweaty and often mucky sensations. The Iris watches others movements and tries to mimmick what it sees. Often theorised to be more of a complex organ than the brain, the Iris can adapt to its surroundings and create emotion, warmth and stability within one's bowel movement schedule.
"Cor look at the anal iris on that!"
"Yes Doctor, I have a sore glompus; can it be treated?"
by Daah "The DJ" December 1, 2021
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Iris the Beatlemaniac

Iris the Beatlemaniac, or should I say... Iris the maniac! Iris the (Beatle)maniac is cruel, cold, mean, sour, your worst nightmare, your sleep paralysis demon even! Stay away from her at all costs!
Hide! Iris the Beatlemaniac is coming our way!
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Iris

She will always be there for you no matter what, she's the best friend you can get. Once you know an iris, you just cant stop thinking about her, it's pretty much impossible to stop. If you ever give an Iris a hug, will feel love and wariness, and you'll won't forget. Even if you hold her hand. Iris is that perfect girl! So, If you know an iris, never ever let her go, you'll feel like your missing a big part of you.
Hamida: who the heck is she

Me: that iris she pretty right

Hamida: NO DUHHHHH
by Hrace January 27, 2023
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Iris

A perfect girl who will always be by your side.Girl don't take a away her food but she will be cool with you.An iris is a beatiful black girl who one day achieve her dreams.
Iris is a bad b
by Girlinthehoodie May 16, 2021
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