A nervous, pervert, squirrel. A guy that is is weird in a strange way that naturally upsets any woman he meets. A misfit that didn't get the memo. A dumbass who secretly thinks he is the shit. The wimp that thinks he's a pimp. He is the monkey that fucks the football. An adult male that your mother sprays down with the garden hose when he comes around. The fucked up guy that drugs the others in The Hangover films. A super pest. The little CHihuahua that humps the shit out of your foot while you wait for your girlfriend with her father.
Aw, here comes that foot humper that latched on to me a few years ago. How did he know I am going to the club?
by Screaming Pontiac Goat November 14, 2020
When in the act of cumming, or squirting, you move your hips in skipping steps one way and rapidly back the other; like a sprinkler.
by JediMasterB June 6, 2021
Going to the bar to pick up drunk women and take advantage of them, makes you a real heathen humper.
by Tres Gee July 2, 2023
by oh i don't know February 3, 2016
When a man is getting a handjob and he gets greaty for pleasure so he decides to hump the persons hand during the act.
Person 1: Ya so i was giving him a handjob when he started trying to fuck my hand.
Person 2:lmao what a pig... HES A FUCKING HAND HUMPER😂😂
Person 2:lmao what a pig... HES A FUCKING HAND HUMPER😂😂
by Mr.Zkor April 22, 2019
A Scotsman
The tight-fisted haggis humpers queued up outside Lidls for hours when they heard kestrel lager was on special offer.
by StrawberrySpamm September 23, 2008
The bumper that cushions the strawberry jelly and chocolate pudding factory from any who may try to enter.
by CarbonBlight October 12, 2020