Stubags

One with the ability to fall down flights of stairs whilst miraculously keeping their entire drink in it's vessel

Oh My God... He did another Stubags!

by Popsi February 10, 2010

Stub Thugs

The actual scalpers trying to dignify and legalize themselves as legit ticket re-sellers via an Internet website.

The show tickets were sold out, so I had to buy them from the Stub Thugs.

by D'Iceman November 27, 2012

Stabigail

She Knows When You Are Sleeping. She Knows When Your Awake. She Knows If You Have Been Bad Or Good. So GET THE FUCK OUT. SHE IS GOING TO KILL YOU

James: Help Stabigail Is Watching Me While I Sleep
Owen: GET THE FUCK OUT! SHE IS GOING TO KILL YOU!!!

by Beastlyhexquest February 26, 2013

Stubbing

Fornication with a person who has an amputee limb. Any limb will do, as long as it's lubricated.

Hey baby, let's do some stubbing tonight.

by Smashgordo August 19, 2018

stubag

A sexual maneuver in which one man inserts his scrotum into another man's anus. Similar to the dipping motion of a tea bag in cup of hot water.

Last nights stubag left dookie crumbs all over my ass hair.

by Terrence Ramholt November 20, 2003

Stobia

An irrational fear caused by smoking pot and/or being stoned.

Dude, why do you cover your webcam all the time?

Because bro, you never know... The government might be watching me with it.

Dude, it's not even plugged in. That's a stobia if I've ever seen one.

by Martdog June 25, 2012

Scubic Hair

On an adult female, pubic hair of such volume and depth that Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Appartus (SCUBA) equipment would be required to safely perform oral sex upon them.

Dude A: "I scrogged J's step-mom last night."

Dude B: "No way! The new one or the old one?"

Dude A: "Let's put it this way, the one with the Zumba ass."

Dude B: "She any good in the sack?"

Dude A: "Yeah, for the most part. She's got a great body and takes it up the ass like no tomorrow, but she's also got some pretty scary scubic hair and loves to smother you with it."

by PassiveSavage November 27, 2012