Sheesheroni

A sheesheroni is a person who does not want to drink or hang out with their friends even though they have nothing to do.

Guys stop being a pack of sheesheronis let’s go out.

by MikeyColdCuts January 5, 2023

but speech

The speech you give when trying to civilly dump someone. It starts out saying a bunch of nice things about the dumpee, then has a negative turning point when the dumper says "but..." Most commonly used in season finales of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette as well as other dating reality TV shows.

Bachelorette: You're such an amazing person, and I've enjoyed getting to know you so much. But...I'm choosing the other guy.

Viewer: Oh man, she just gave him the but speech!

by frindle1992 August 13, 2011

Pre Speech Piss

The piss you take before giving a speech. Absolutely necessary when you have to give a speech., or public speaking in general.

Liam : Hey Brian, Jake up there is struggling big time on that speech.

Brian : Yea, I see.

Liam : Looks like he didn't take his Pre Speech Piss

Brian : Tell me about it.

by god_at_speeches May 2, 2012

Nordic Speech

The act of getting so drunk, and emotional, that for no discernible reason you break into a Scandinavian accent, and tell someone you barely know how important they are to you.

Hey, Hamish is getting drunk again, think he'll go Nordic Speech on us again?

by RageTheoryProductions June 19, 2012

Promotion Speech

When someone talks to the point where the audience starts sleeping. Usually, listening to it is not even helpful.

I slept through the promotion speech. How about you? Oh, you did too? Nice.

by Yesssssirr May 24, 2020

Biso Spesh

A special order at McDonalds which contains:

1x Deluxe Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese

1x Large Fries

1x Coca Cola

20x Chicken Nuggets

2x Apple Pies

and occasionally 5 Hashbrowns all doused in Sweet and Sour Sauce.

Damn dude the last dude who ate a biso spesh in one go got gout and lactose intolerance.

by xdethboix420x May 19, 2021

Hate Speech

Any speech I hate.

I'm offended by that -- that's hate speech.

by Timothy P. July 19, 2022