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butt secks

Penetrative anal sexual intercourse. Usually performed by homosexual men as intercourse or by heterosexual couple, and it is performed for pleasure rather than reproductive purposes (unlike vaginal intercourse).
BETWEEN HOMOSEXUALS:
Peter: "Hello Marty, do you want to have Butt secks today?"
Marty: "Ok"

AS INTERNET DISCUSSION FORUM SLANG:
Gary: "MAZZINA95 TOTLY LKes BUTTSECKS!!!!"
Tim: "Get away you spammer"

AS CONVERSATION DURING FAMILY DINNER:
Father: "So Jen, have you decided what university you want to go to?"
Jen: "yes father, the UNIVERSITY of BUTTSECKS!! I HATE YOU, and I'm NOT going to study to become a lawyer as you want me to!!
Father: "So you want to have butt secks as your profession.. well, a lot of whores do make a lot of money, so I do not see why not"
*Jen Cries*
by Barley234 April 3, 2008
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Secks

The act of having so much fun its as good as sex.
Dave, i had such a great time last night. It was secks.
by Wade Krueger February 20, 2009
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slacker

someone who procrastinates so hard that they do the work the morning before it's due, if they do it at all. Someone who is even too lazy to copy, so they get someone to copy FOR them.
"Did you see Raman this morning? he was copying andreas science worK!"

"I know what a slacker"
by Bob November 1, 2006
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homo secks

1. A slang term derived from a respelling of homosex, used to refer to those of a homosexual nature.

2. Can be used to denote homosexual sexual behavior.

3. Also used pejoratively to refer to anything that is gay (also used in the pejorative sense). In this sense, "homo secks" refers to something that is found distasteful or undesirable for some reason.

All senses are typically preceded by the definite article.
1. That sodomist is the homo secks.

2. Butt secks is one kind of the homo secks.

3. Brussels sprouts are the homo secks.
by Dadiwalla May 20, 2008
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secks muffin

Noun1. a pimp that bakes

Noun2. a ghetto baker that gets chicks

Verb3. a prostitute that toasts bread
"Omg, the guy named J-Rick that works in the doughnut shop on garvey is a secks muffin."
by J-Rick Lu July 22, 2006
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slack day

Slack day comes every April 27th. It is a day in which managers get to sit on their asses all day with no repercussions from ownership. Manager typically gets his jollys as he watches his work get done by someone being paid half as much,also see philing it
Owner:What are you doing today?
Manager:Nothing it's slack day!
Owner:Well I'm gonna go crack the whip on those bitches.
by Cream Waffer April 28, 2008
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secks

To insert a male falice into a female vaginal.
Secks is a slang term mostly used on internet forums to bypass the swear filter. Its used in direct replacment for the word sex. Some say it orginated in small talk or off topic sections of forums, but the true orgin of the term is unknown.
"This girl wont leave me alone, what should I do?"
"butt secks her!!"
by Pete Gallagher September 22, 2006
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