rust-a-board

A rust-a-board (or rustaboard) is a person who causes their motherboard to rust.

Jimothy the rust-a-board places liquids in a spot where they can come into contact with his motherboard.

by MelbourneTrainEnthusiast May 30, 2025

Rust check

While having anal sex with your female partner, massage the clitoral area until she ejaculates. At this time, simultaneously remove your penis from her anus, dip it in the ejaculate and proceed to paint her butthole

Hey bill, your sister let me do anal last night, and I even got to finish off with a rust check

by Fugserght January 9, 2016

Rust

Another way to say Trust.

You are rust worthy

by astro_Protogen April 3, 2021

Rusted Durango

Married Uber driver who isn't married while working, picking up and banging drunk college girls.

He made no money, but had a great night, pulling a Rusted Durango after sorority initiation night.

by Bigsexyhoneybadger December 12, 2016

Coochie Rust

When a vagina gets so dry, it oxidizes. Becoming rust. Bonus points if she’s a redhead

Man 1: “How was sex with your girlfriend’s mom bro?”

Man 2: “Dude, she hasn’t had sex I’m so long she had Coochie Rust.”

by Pipedbag February 24, 2024

crop rust

When you defacate yourself in a crowd unbenounced

I crop rusted on the subway today.

by Brieolhg June 17, 2017

rust bykle pump

when you beat someone on for honour but you've already had a week ban from psn and don't want to call them a cunt so you respond to their hate with 'your are rust bykle pump' just to let em know.

mate you yeah, your are rust bykle pump

by The Rush-in Recruit April 15, 2019