Ranger-cooker

The Blackhawk helicopter, aka Crash-hawk, as it relates to that chopper's propensity to crash or have a "hard-landing" for no particular reason, and then summarily catch fire and/or explode so as the helicopter's occupants, usually hapless army light-infantrymen, are burned and roasted into crisy-critters.
"Another Ranger-cooker went down outside BIAP yesterday:
One-team of Rangers trapped-inside,
One-team of Rangers kentucky-fried."

by goodcop8 January 07, 2007
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rectal ranger

A person usually male who likes to have fun via other mens anal passage. inserting himself into the rear, therefore making him a rectal ranger. Sometimes used as an insult to a straight guy, another word for gay or queer.
"Shut the fuck up Eddie you're such a rectal ranger.
by Eamer December 08, 2004
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Lone Ranger

A man who is involuntarily celibate. He has no girlfriend (or boyfriend), and knows he can't get one, so he just jerks off to porn all the time.
Worker #1: Hey, let's ask Peter Beater to come to the bar with us tonight.

Worker #2: Nah. He goes to the strip joint every Friday 'cause he's a Lone Ranger.
by Marty Robbins May 20, 2006
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Glasgow Rangers

A scottish football team. Supported by mainly Protestants and have been coined Dirty Orange bastards (DOBs) and huns. They also have a grossly different way of interpreting F.T.P...........
"The huns lost at the weekend" - random person talking about Glasgow Rangers losing their match
"Glasgow Rangers dropped to 3rd place in the league under Hearts"
by The Aise of Spaids June 14, 2006
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power ranger

any man who is stupid enough to fall off a ladder while shingeling a home in the summer, and then accepts a purple glove from his mother and wears it in public.
Hey Nick want a beer? Sure man. Dude! What the fuck is that on your hand? Oh I hurt my wrist, and didn't go to the doctor. What are you a fucking power ranger?
by Bubble Up March 21, 2003
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butt ranger

A gentrified lesbian that maintains a constant state of irony no matter the context. Said persons usually only associate with ONE person: either a much fatter Butt Ranger or a homosexual black man. Activities include: watching "Daria", blogging about how much they hate progress, pretending to like noise music, riding fixed gear bikes, drinking shitty beer, shaving their heads, growing testicles, and feigning bitterness over a time when they were once STRAIGHT to mask the fact that they have no point of reference. EVER.
I tried to have this conversation with a butt ranger yesterday, but all she did was watch boys don't cry in men's underwear and practice not smiling at pictures of straight guys.
by boosietolemedeydykin September 17, 2009
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anal ranger

Referring to a homosexual.
Often used as an insult.


Elton John is an anal ranger.

Yeah dude I saw you watching that Lifetime movie. Your such an anal ranger.
by Erik (Bay) May 02, 2007
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