by Pug_Pal July 03, 2017
by ThePatrickEscape October 26, 2008
To finish one's drink at the pub and go home to give the wife a shag. Used when a) one is full up with beer or b) one has run out of beer tokens.
Bloody hell man! I've run out of beer tokens. I will just have to go home and pug the dog unless you can give me a sub?
by PCPuss June 30, 2009
Someone who lives life with the view that magic might be around every counter. They never know what’s going to happen, they don’t plan for anything happening but they know what ever happens will be magical. They do little things everyday to make the world a better place. From flicking a smile in the street to putting a bit of extra love into making a stranger coffee.
Dressed in a cape and wielding a spatula, Ben took pug dogg'n to new heights as he attempted to conquer the culinary world, one giant pancake at a time.
by Doggy Dog Father April 09, 2024
Noun: The act of ejaculating in a person's ass. The receiving person then places their anus close to the other person's face as possible and farts. The effect is very similar to when a pug sneezes in your face.
by PuggyCook February 14, 2013
"son i can't let you date her because shes a pug bitch."
"but dad i've been seeing her for a while now."
"Son don't tell me you're a pug bitch too."
"but dad i've been seeing her for a while now."
"Son don't tell me you're a pug bitch too."
by asslikethatdontfitinjeans September 03, 2014
Your Mom is like a saggy pug!
by epic waffle December 18, 2013