The Norris… Pour Elle

Basically a vibrating dildo shaped liked Chuck Norris’ gun. The French “for her” lends the powerful device a soft feminine connotation.

Just about the only thing that gets her off these days is The Norris… Pour Elle

by Kevin S. And Michael J. March 05, 2024

kellsey pour

When you almost over fill a cup; fill it to the brim

Hot damn, that's one close Kellsey pour.

by OliveOil5 January 06, 2017

6oz Pour

When one needs to pace alcohol consumption.

Root: They offer 6 or 9oz pours of wine.

6oz pour, Kevin - you’re overdoing it.

You’ve had too many 9 ounce pours. 6 ounce it Ashley.

by Judgejudyjudovia September 11, 2023

pouring a mermaid into the void

Colloquialism for "this/that doesn't make any sense"

Jordan be pouring a mermaid into the void tryn'a explain modernism to his 9-year-old.

by carnefox October 09, 2020

Pouring the milk before the cereal

Slang for the person you are hooking up with.

Your friend when he sees the person you've been sleeping with: So uh, is that the person you're pouring the milk before the cereal with?
You: Yes it is.
Your friend: Noice.

by Smitty_245 November 25, 2017

Obama Pour

I very hefty pour of booze, typically tequila. Coined when watching President Obama meet with Mexican Pres. Nieto in 2013. The two shared a glass of tequila that was HUGE, coining the term "Obama Pour"

"Damn! you trying to get me drunk? That's an Obama Pour!"

by Johnnyeffenboots March 11, 2024

coors pours

similar to bud mud, only after a night of drinking coors

sorry im late, i had a serious case of the coors pours

by mean mister mason February 13, 2012