toilet ping

The act of a male urinating at night without ambient light, trying to locate the interior of the toilet. Directional adjustments are made until the male hears the splashing of interior toilet water. Once the toilet has been located, the male relaxes and sets flow rate to full.

Fred woke up from a deep slumber and walked to the bathroom. It was completely dark, and he used a toilet ping to avoid a mess on the floor.

by nlan1 August 14, 2010

Ping-Bong

The act of smoking cannabis with a bong and proceeding to play ping-pong with a friend right after.

hey dude, bring your piece tonight. We're gonna have an epic game of Ping-Bong.

by lolwhydidntithinkofthat May 6, 2011

Stinge Pinge

A person who is notoriously cheap, stingy, and unwilling to share. However, this person has NO PROBLEM taking things from others.

Betsy had four pounds of juicy fried chicken, but because she's such a stinge pinge, she won't share any with her friends.

by GreenApple<3 March 28, 2009

@Splash Ping

@Splash Ping a

@Splash Ping

by 2nfg July 24, 2020

ping-sneaking

When you ping someone in Discord on purpose... only to delete the message instantly after you sent it.

Leaf: Imagine ping-sneaking.
Bellyfat: IKR!
Leaf: @Bellyfat
Also Leaf: *deletes message*
BellyFat: Who did that???

by R$K.JORDAN October 23, 2019

ping ting

an asian girl who is fine looking

i was in the 626, and theres nothing but ping tings hovering everywhere.

why is that ping ting with that cracker? oh wait, he drives a ferrari...

by Daytyme January 9, 2008

Ping Crimson

When someone's ping is so bad and they're lagging so severely, they appear to be skipping over time.

1: dude, I keep trying to break this and it comes right back.
2:looks like you are Ping Crimsoning bro.

by Dradger April 11, 2020