Philip krauser

a tall dude who’s cute but in a republican kinda way. go white boy go

see that republican dude

yeah

that’s philip krauser

by Simp for caydon May 9, 2021

philip kay

As with all Philips or Phillips, not well endowed (less then 4 inches) average in bed, good with hands (wood work, metal work) likes outdoor adventures, loves sun baking nude,

Hey Kym, I'm sun baking nude with my small penis.

Ok Philip Kay

by Frankly lame October 22, 2013

Paula Philips

The SECOND best biology teacher to ever exist

“Wow, Paula Philips is so good at teaching biology!!!”

by SHEEEAAAWN May 24, 2023

Philip

Philip is very NORMAL. Wink. He is a great guy to go to when you need to vent. He listens good, and he does what he should.

Philip takes no crap. Mess with a Philip, get doxxed.

Philips charm is like no other, no one likes him.

Despite his unfortunate circumstances, he's chillin.

Girl 1: Eww did you smell that dude??
Girl 2: Yeah, thats just Philip.

Girl 1: Eww what a creep!

by LaneTheFriend March 8, 2023

Philip

A gay ass blonde boy with a hairy penis, big ass ego and no gains at all. Skinny bitch

You see that skinny bitch?

Yeah he's a real philip

by Philip sssss March 14, 2023

Philip II

Charismatic King of Macedon from 359 BCE till his assassination in 336 BCE. He pulled Macedonia from being a struggling kingdom to a dominate power in the region. He was the father of Alexander the great. He conquered Greece. Innovated military tactics such as keeping formation while maneuvering. Improved the army with new 16 foot spears, and used cavalry as a strike force.

When I grow up, I'm gonna be the Philip II of my family. I'm going to pull us out of poverty and conquer the Greeks using 16 inch spears.

by fin82 February 7, 2024

Philip

A person who is a little bitch. Always cries all the time and loves his mommy way too much. Likes to suck big PeePees morning and night and for breakfast. A fat useless pile of horse poo.

That Kid is a Philip.

by StrongMuscularMarkian November 21, 2023