English Owned

The name for when you beat someone in grammar, vocabulary or pronunciation.

Jim: If only that was possible.

Doctor: Actually it's "only if that WERE possible." Conditional Clause.

Fred: Wow Dr, you just english owned him!

by Gordon-Man December 28, 2010

to own up

the act of to realising your mistake and apologizing to the person you have upset.

dude 1: Dude I think I messed things up between me and Jarry.
dude 2: Time to own up, dude.

by sailor soon August 31, 2015

Kamikaze Own

When you own someone, usually a mod, on a forum and then get banned.

JZ25: "Dude, I Kamikaze Owned steve last night."
Lucky13: "Dude, that douche owns the site!"

by JZ251 June 25, 2008

owned

1)To be ridiculed, dominated, made a fool of.

2)To be named Owen, given the name Own, and have your mouth duct taped.

1)My are own.

2)See the picture (#73 I believe)

by Dosius March 19, 2005

boned and owned

A descriptive phrase, referring to the ramifications of seemingly consequence-free coitus, which may include one or several of the following:

1. Pregnancy
2. Emotional attachment
3. STD
4. Unexpected "in a relationship" status appearing on said boning partner's facebook page
5. Falling into a relationship without intending to

I told my brother to use a condom with that skanky ass ho! Now he's boned and owned!!!

by Dr. Evil 518 September 10, 2010

Owned In The Face

A term used in most online games meaning to get killed an extensive amount and not killing the other player.

Person A: I just got a killamonjaro!!! You got owned in the face nukkas!

by Kevin and Greg November 28, 2005

own the libs

to shoot yourself in the foot in order to show liberals where they can shove their common sense

1. I’m gonna have a big COVID (which is a fictional disease) party to own the libs!

2. Look at my stockpile of horse dewormer! I take one a day to own the libs.

3. I drive this fuel INefficient car and deliberately take detours through the smog-fill city to and from work. Suck it, libs!

by 껀〮 April 12, 2022