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taxicab shuffle

When you are in a manual transmission vehicle, and you shift from 2nd gear to 4th or 5th, or 1st to 3rd. Typically works best if you are going down a hill.
We were running a yellow light and Dad stalled out the Escort doing the taxicab shuffle.
by ecdthefirst May 22, 2006
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Cistern Shuffle

The practice of excreting into the cistern of a toilet.
Take the lid off, do your business, lid back on and flush! The number2 will go through not only the flush water but through most of the toilet plumbing and stink for ages. I've seen it done! Classic
I was at Alex's house warming last Saturday night, and I dropped a cistern shuffle in his toilet, his plumbing is screwed.
by JimBim2 April 15, 2009
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bun shuffling

When a man sticks his penis in between two thicc women's booties and shakes back and forth between them until ejaculation.
Guy: Bro I went bun shuffling with Amy and Sarah last night and it was awesome!
by N16H7SL1C3 October 18, 2017
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eBay Shuffle

When a person buys an item on eBay, then for whatever reason, lists the item back for sale on eBay at a later date. This process could continue indefinitely among different buyers and sellers.
I just bought a laptop on eBay and it arrived with broken pixels. Guess it's time to do the ol' eBay Shuffle and list it back on the 'Bay!
by Analog Rocker October 20, 2009
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Shuffle Breaking

The empowerment of oneself after they break the cycle of the itunes/ipod shuffle.
When listening to your itunes library on shuffle for a long time. You start Shuffle Breaking when you finally come to a song you cant stand so you click next, and than you can not stop clicking next.
by Bintini July 19, 2012
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Boston Shuffle

When someone wipes their arse with the same piece of toilet paper in a back and forth motion, rather than the wipe once and drop method. It’s not clear why people do this, but it probably smears shit all over their backside.
“There’s a strange sound coming from that cubicle, like someone sanding a piece of wood
“Oh that’s probably Clive, he likes to do the Boston Shuffle. He’s smearing it around like peanut butter
by Chelvis Presley June 7, 2018
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mayonnaise shuffle

when a guy is super pissed at someone, so he masturbates and uses his semen-covered hand to slap the jackass
The bastard keyed my car, so i unleashed the mayonnaise shuffle on that motherfucker.
by Dr. V.D. January 14, 2009
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