My dick fell ofF

When a dick falls of your ball sack

MY DICK FELL OFF!

by MY. Dick. Fell. Off. March 7, 2018

she farted on my dick

When a thot flagellates on your genitalia

Damn, she farted on my dick

by CheckMyBackPack May 7, 2017

My dick is stuck in the drawer

When your dick is stuck in the drawer, you'll most likely say: "My dick is stuck in the drawer"

Me: Hello
Friend: ok
Me: Help
Friend: ok why ok
Me: My dick is stuck in the drawer
Friend: ok

by FRICKxxxHECK April 3, 2018

your dick is my dick

A phrase used to express happiness for a friend’s good fortune, commonly used to refer to one’s success in sexual endeavors

Dude, I finally slept with Jessica.

Aw, man that’s great. Your dick is my dick bro.

by Turtle Tamer October 15, 2018

she farted on my dick

damn.

then she shitted.
damn.

she farted on my dick

by the cooler penguin27 December 23, 2021

My dick fell off

"That's me!"

- Butters

MY DICK FELL OFF WHILE I WAS SHAVING

by My dick fell off ! January 31, 2023

Suck my dick day

Suck my dick day. July 2nd is suck my dick day and there is not much to it just suck my dick and you better like it.

Suck my dick day is a day when everyone has to suck my dick wether the like it and or want to

by Happba daba doo July 2, 2021