National Shoplifting Day

July 22nd; the day where it's ok and encouraged to shoplift. Grab your bag and head to your nearest Walmart.

Jacob: "what day is it today?"
Julia: "it's July 22nd. why?"
Jacob: "grab the biggest bag you can find. i'll start the car."
Julia: "oh yeah! i almost forgot it's national shoplifting day!"

by chileanywaysso October 29, 2020

National fern day

April 20th

"Hey it's national fern day! Let's congratulate fernie!"

by Cocksucker 420 April 7, 2017

National Bong Day

November 10th, gather every bong you can, give them a nice scrubbing, and smoke all day.

I cannot wait for national bong day.

by Pocketpussyeater12937 November 7, 2017

National Opium Day

On this day of the year everyone is invited to the Yale party. Rick Owens himself will be in attendance. Destroying the lonely and whatnot….HOMIXIDE HOMIXIDE

Random dude “Bro it’s national opium day” me “that’s so destroy lonely bro”

by Destroylonely February 14, 2023

National Robolab Day

January 5th is a National Robolab Day. Robolab made the app called mechakeys that simulates mechanical keyboard sounds.

Look it's January 5th we gotta use mechakeys because it's National Robolab Day today.

by Recidevess January 4, 2023

National Npc Day

18th July is the National Npc Day

-What day is today?

-It’s the 18th of July
-You are acting like an Npc. OH! It’s the National Npc Day

by micutulwok July 18, 2022

national ranboo day

the 26th ranboo’s day

person 1: hey it’s the 26th today
person 2: what does that mean?
person 1: it’s national ranboo day

by urmommm202 August 26, 2022