John

A man with a horse cock that always gets the bitches but never gets anywhere with them. He also says he's done it all and has 9 lives.

Wow who is that with the giant cock

Thats gotta be a john

by Good ol merica March 19, 2021

John.

John.

"hi John."

by homophob69 February 5, 2021

John

The creator of this meme.

John, How did you create this meme.

by shivmtheseven April 18, 2021

John

john is a very kind and caring person, and cares for cassie very much

John: Cassie i think your so beautiful

Cassie: oh thanks john you are so amazing

by johnpi8 December 13, 2022

The Johns

currently only consisting of 2 "main" Johnologists with 3 in training, the Johns usually are found doing whatever they feel like. At time they find "skruges" (see definition: skruge) who they feel are a threat to humanity.

The Johns are at it again!

by blokzberry July 11, 2006

John

Is a bitch

Johns a bitch

by RicanKev May 14, 2020

john

The cutest boy you'll ever meet so nice, funny, generous, and smart. VERY smart

Rick: Dude did you see that kid at the mall yesterday!
Paul: yeah I wish I was him .
Rick: I'd give anything to be John !

by Heyitzmebria March 24, 2017