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jizzus

our lord, jizzus, controls the weather by gooning. thunder is jizzus moans, and rain is his jizz. all water is jizzus cum.
JIZZUS STOP GOONING ITS SO LOUD
YEAH JIZZUS START EDGING
by _huney_ June 15, 2025
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Jizzmopper

A person whom is magnetically attracted to & absourbs any semen within a 1 mile radius ,& has no control or choice over the accumulation ingested inside that person's orfice s.
When the breeze is around, it blows all the semen in town right at that jizzmopper
by Squachy September 11, 2025
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Jizzmog

To Mog someone with jizz. To establish dominance over someone by ejaculating onto them, or (should you want to avoid prison) ejaculating onto an image of them and displaying it to them. (Commonly done using an iPhone for its luminescent qualities)
“ya bro last week Sarah from geometry class called Derek a dick so after school we all jizzmogged her by coming on our iPhones and posting the pics on her tweet”
by jizszermogger December 5, 2025
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Banana Jizzmus

Put the vodka away, this is a staff meeting, not a frat party. I will not tolerate this banana jizzmus here.
by meswmi October 30, 2012
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