our lord, jizzus, controls the weather by gooning. thunder is jizzus moans, and rain is his jizz. all water is jizzus cum.
by _huney_ June 15, 2025
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To Mog someone with jizz. To establish dominance over someone by ejaculating onto them, or (should you want to avoid prison) ejaculating onto an image of them and displaying it to them. (Commonly done using an iPhone for its luminescent qualities)
“ya bro last week Sarah from geometry class called Derek a dick so after school we all jizzmogged her by coming on our iPhones and posting the pics on her tweet”
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