invisible

someone you are jealous of so you pretend they aren't there

The boy was invisible because he surrounded himself with puny humans.

by justaloser06 June 20, 2021

Invisible PunchBuggy

A reason to hit somebody when you fart. When you pass gas say "Invisible PunchBuggy" and punch someone as you would in a normal punchbuggy.

*fart*
Haha invisible punchbuggy!
*punch*
Ow!!

by manicpanicd July 23, 2008

Invisible inch

An extra inch at the base of a penis that is exposed when you push down the surrounding fat areas.

She didn't look scared enough when I showed her my penis so I made sure to push in the invisible inch when I was getting her stink on my twink.

by LubedChode November 22, 2021

Invisible Steve

A really cool guy who will never have a finished biography.

"Hey have you finished writing Invisible Steve"
"Who are you?"

by Vamrule101 October 20, 2022

internet invisible

The act of purposefully not having any social media/directory/people search accounts so that a search for that person will reveal no results. This renders them untraceable and uncommunicatable by any means other than by personally knowing the person outside of the internet.

So many people have social media accounts nowadays that being internet invisible is now the new cool thing.

by celesguy1 June 7, 2016

invisible string theory

when you meet a person whether knowing them for a while or not and y’all share information about eachother and come across something like an old class photo for elementary school or ya’ll parents meeting at a bar ages ago. From the song Invisible String by Taylor swift these signs usually mean ya’ll were meant to be.

n/a- Omg i you won’t believe it i found an old photo of when my mom used to teach school and you were in her class back in 1st grade.

n/a- stop it no way, the invisible string theory is real

by Lillie K April 3, 2024

Invisible Dragon Handshake

This is when a fire I like on the other side of the house, and a person give a man a handy. No one can leave the house until climax is achieved, and the only lubrication to be used is Vick's Vaporub.

The only way for the Vantalord, and the council, can get out of this war is if they give an Invisible Dragon Handshake to the Rouge.

by nolabusch January 13, 2022