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The Hickey Dickey

The song you sing during a good blowjob that makes the position a lot easier. Pedophiles and sex education teachers used to sing it to harass children. Now partners do it to play. It's easily mistaken for Hickey Picky, but that's a whole nother song.
(To start, we go back years apart to 1958. Mommy is teaching her new children how to cooperate.)

Miss Bitch: Alright, come out, out of timeout. It's playtime now, Richard!
Richard: But weren't we supposed to make a toast to sing my song, Bitchard?
Miss Bitch: That is absolutely, quite enthusiastically, right, son! Come, let's get it started so we can both enjoy what is for fun.

You put your mouth right in
You put your mouth right out
You put your mouth right in
And you suck it all about

You do the Hickey Dickey and you bite his fuckin' dick
That's how you lick and stick!
by ManiacBrainiac7500 November 12, 2020
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hickey

An alternative form of hockey, where the token of play is not a puck
"Hi Joe. Do you wanna play hickey on the front porch?"
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hickey rule

The fact of if you see someone who you are attracted to with a hickey stop looking once you notice the hickey
“He’s cute”

“Ya but he has a gf look at his hickeys
You’re right hickey rule”
by lilysummms September 25, 2022
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nippy hickey

My boyfriend gave me a huge nippy hickey, it’s crazy.
by FUNKYFOX35 June 3, 2018
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Alabama Hickey Shitter

The sexual act of giving someone a hickey in their asshole and then licking the shit out of their asshole until there is none left, while on the toilet
Sam: I just got the best Alabama Hickey Shitter from Kathy!"
Paul: (Starts gagging)
by jimy jones July 4, 2025
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Simon Hickey

A man who can continue to press forward in business and real life despite ongoing attacks on himself, his property and his reputation by lesser men.
Whoa how Simon Hickey was that Bridge? Hit by 2 boats a plane and caught fire, it's still standing.
by Brenenegan June 3, 2018
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