A short, young, african american male, who goes around pantsing disabled kids and felch ing there anus’s clean of there shit, whilst prolapsing them.
Chino : Did you hear about Marty?
Noah barnfart : Nah why?
Chino : Marty is a Nicaraguan Felch monkey
Noah barnfart : Nah why?
Chino : Marty is a Nicaraguan Felch monkey
by landon haas May 21, 2024
Get the Nicaraguan Felch Monkeymug. Hitting your anal cream pie with a shot of compressed air duster before sucking it out with a straw.
"I thought it was going an everyday sort of felch... but then he hit it with some key board cleaner and gave me a carbonated felching."//
by Ol'Man Johnson March 20, 2025
Get the carbonated felchingmug.