breakfast dress

A dress that a woman looks so fine in, you'll have to buy her breakfast the next morning.

Guy 1- Damn, her ass looks so good in that breakfast dress.
Guy 2- Wtf is a breakfast dress
Guy 1- it's a dress that looks so good, I'm going to have to take her to IHOP in the morning.

by Decker Man Hime March 4, 2014

truck in a dress

an overweight, mannish woman of any age wearing i
a frilly, femine dress, possibly against her will, like a wedding, church, or funeral. Lesbianism assumed.

Get a load of that truck in a dress at the punch bowl!

by Steven Herraiz January 28, 2008

dressed heavy

carrying a gun, rolling strapped with a peice, having a heater in ones tuck, holding that problem solver, working with that ice machine, holding that iron

i can't get through a metal detector because i'm dressed heavy.

by T TOWN CLOWN October 7, 2007

shag dress

Dress used for shagging. Ofen made of a silky fabric very short and sexy. Basicly a wrap-around-towel like garment easy to strip off.

Woman: Im getting hot under these covers.
man: Well strip your shag dress off you fucking cow!

by Arsehead July 30, 2008

ranch dressing

1. a 22 year old guy would cannot find love so he decides to try and get with a 16 year old, while hanging out at a friends house a friend discovers ranch dressing all over the floor, and come to conclusion it was "ranch dressings" ranch dressing.

"Who spilt ranch dressing on my floor?"
"I think he got a little happy?!"

by braceface:) February 6, 2009

dressed to the nine

When poor people put on their sunday's best from 1984, to go clubing in 2006 and work it like they are a perfect ten. Poor man's "good" clothes.

Girl 1: Hey Girl!, Look at you, all dressed to the nine!
Girl 2: You know it!
Girl 1: All right now!

by LynnWhittman July 13, 2006

e-dress

e-mail address, shortened in the manner of 'e-zine,''e-tail, etc.

Created 2002 by Bill Marsano, writer

She's hot. Did you get her digits and e-dress?

by Bill Marsano August 13, 2007