A divine moment is when someone exhibits:
1. Total self-contradiction by debunking their own previous point.
2. Claims they will do something specific and then does the exact opposite.
3. Acts in direct contradiction to an argument they just made.
4. Argues passionately about a topic they know jack shit about.
5. Displays annoying, contradictory, or hypocritical behavior.
These moments are often unintentionally hilarious or frustrating due to their sheer lack of self-awareness.
1. Total self-contradiction by debunking their own previous point.
2. Claims they will do something specific and then does the exact opposite.
3. Acts in direct contradiction to an argument they just made.
4. Argues passionately about a topic they know jack shit about.
5. Displays annoying, contradictory, or hypocritical behavior.
These moments are often unintentionally hilarious or frustrating due to their sheer lack of self-awareness.
Culprit: Well done, you figured this word has different meanings.
Victim: You just acted like there weren't..
Witness: Divine moment
Victim: You just acted like there weren't..
Witness: Divine moment
by d1v1ne June 02, 2024
Divinate is the name of a furry lookin headass motherfucker. He has many children in his basements along with 7 various furry suits that he wears each day of the week. They are all different colours so his blind ass can tell them apart
Person 1: Hey look, that's a furry
Person 2: No dumbass, those over there are referred to as Divinates. If you do not refer to them as that then they will cuddle you
Person 1: Oh shit I don't want those fuckin furry lookin headasses near me
Person 2: No dumbass, those over there are referred to as Divinates. If you do not refer to them as that then they will cuddle you
Person 1: Oh shit I don't want those fuckin furry lookin headasses near me
by div is a furry November 23, 2021
*divine intervention plays*
You come into MY DMS, ask for my time think that I'm some tool to be made fun of. Voice Actors are paid by an hourly rate, Travis, and mine is 200 Dollars!
You come into MY DMS, ask for my time think that I'm some tool to be made fun of. Voice Actors are paid by an hourly rate, Travis, and mine is 200 Dollars!
by BonerBoomer November 20, 2023
When the hand from a miraculous outer realm comes down and snaps its holy fingers at you, granting you the rare ability to buy multiple aspirational homes at once, quit your shitty job for good, throw your crappy devices out the window at your neighbor, and swap the greasy bakery pie diet for salmon caught fresh from the rivers.
All of a sudden, thanks to the workings of divine intervention, I never have to panic like a psycho over getting to fucking work on time. It's time to lay back and invite the interior designer over to the house I bought with cash.
Due to divine intervention, Vivian got off the streets and into the arms of a silver fox and I really aspire to have all of that too.
Due to divine intervention, Vivian got off the streets and into the arms of a silver fox and I really aspire to have all of that too.
by ACunny October 04, 2024
when you suddenly get a massive amount of energy physical and mental, the heavy inspiration to do anything, it doesn’t even matter how much sleep you got or how tired you were, it all slips away
Joe-damn, how do you expect to finish this project on time?
Adrian-no idea, I just hope some divine adrenaline kicks in soon
Adrian-no idea, I just hope some divine adrenaline kicks in soon
by QwakorMusic January 09, 2021
When a holy person such as a Cleric or Priest rapes someone so much and so well that they are actually cure of any pain or ailment that they were experiencing.
by Slayer175995 October 14, 2011
When Ellie was born, she was born with a special power. She could surely destroy earth. She had no idea how. As she grew older, she started to realize what she was doing, she became scared. She didn't know what to do. One day, she met the Divine Empire. They told Ellie that they can help her fix earth. She decided to trust them. The Divine empire helped Ellie fix earth. They shown her how to control her powers, and they helped her fix the things she destroyed. Thanks to the Divine Empire, Ellie was able to fix earth. She could save the planet, and she was able to make it a better place. She wasn't sure how it happened, but she knew that she had to use her powers for good. She joined the Shanteller Empire, not being aware. Ellie was happy to help, and she quickly became one of the most powerful members. One day, the Shanteller empire decided to attack Earth. Ellie didn't want to destroy her home planet, but she knew that she had to fight. She fought bravely in the battle. Ellie was heartbroken, but she knew that she had to do her fight. She had used Divine powers she had. Ellie was a god. But one day she visited earth. On arrival, she found that cities were destroyed, and the things were either dead or dying. Ellie was shocked at the sight. With her powers, Ellie saved earth. She made a deal with the Divine Empire: in return for her help, they would save the earth and its people. From that day, Ellie and the Divine Empire were known as the gods of peace.
I'm apart of being Divinism.
by Luciloja May 14, 2023