darren

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darren stinky

by cccccbgvfeukrfiitiejfrgehdcdci February 13, 2024

darren page

Some bald idiot

Me: who is that . Them: that's darren page. He is able

by Not not lazarbeam September 14, 2019

Darren

A chill dude who is funny as fuck and smokes a lot of pot

Me:Darren you dropped the joint you fag

Darren: fuck you, you absolute maggot

by The-word-man August 23, 2022

Darren

always on his laptop, obsessed with memes, extremely annoying. makes me wanna cry

he is such a darren omfg, kill me

by ineedhelpyes May 10, 2021

Pulled a Darren

Scoring below 5% on a test or quiz.

Kid 1: Bruh, I got a 1/50...
Kid 2: Just Pulled a Darren.
Kid 1: Forreal!

by PFEK November 23, 2010

Mr. Darren Sandvig

his presence fills the room with anticipation and education, you could never live like mr sandvig, he is the strongest and hardworking individual, if you ever come across mr sandvig, prepare for utter greatness.

student: Mr. Darren Sandvig is litterally the GOAT

by DDyln May 15, 2024

Darren

People named Darren are antisocial, pathetic, and sad. However, all Darren's are horny bastards who want to have intercourse, but never get it. Sadly, Darren's are confined to sketchy porn sites that give viruses, due to their unsuccessful nature in the bedroom. Nevertheless, Darren's may get some sexual activity, in the form of ugly girls. This is because these 'ugly girls' are desperate, and have lots of std's.

Hot Girl: Oh my god, is that a Darren over there. He's sooooo gross

Ugly Girl: What... He is not ugly... I would f*** him soooo hard

Hot Girl: You are soooo gross...

by XXX Horny Bastard XXX June 4, 2017