Dysrhythic Masturbatory Syndrome (DMS)

Someone who’s rhythm is so bad they can’t achieve orgasm by manual masturbation. Once they start they can’t stop, and just can’t quite get to completion. Producing a dysrhythmic fapping that can be heard for hours, until chaffing causes cessation.

Bob was diagnosed with Dysrhythic Masturbatory Syndrome (DMS), his neighbours had filed noise complaints for odd and annoying clapping sounds at all hours of the day and night.

by Nyxocotic July 13, 2023

camping DMs

The act of sitting in one’s DMs, even though there isn’t a conversation going on, in anticipation of a getting a message.

Wow why you camping DMs bruh

by RaidenSears August 17, 2023

Dm

Slide into a dm

Slide into my DM

by Fred678 August 31, 2023

dm

dm = doesn’t matter

me: need your help
friend: whats up

me: dm

by lilyjtemple September 6, 2023

Internal DM’s

An internal DM is a private thought that you don’t want someone to try and infiltrate.

He/Him: You’ll think about this in the middle of the night.

She/her: Stop tryin to creep into my internal DM’s.

by Keysmarine January 15, 2022

DM’s

DM’s

He slipped into my dm’s

by anonymous January 19, 2022

dm's rolls

When the DM is only rolling either really high or really low all of the time.

"I rolled another 4! Ah, dm's rolls.

by 007007007 October 16, 2022