Grampas Gucci Crocs

When an elderly male wears some sick crocs from Gucci.

Grampas gucci crocs are looking snazzy tonight

by Grampas Gucci flip flops January 7, 2019

Croc-Shuffler

An employee who shuffles around either within their department or between different departments, with files in hand, appearing to have purpose but not really getting anything done at all. Originates from the footwear worn by people in health care settings and the frustration felt by onlookers.

"The onlookers in the waiting room watched the croc-shuffler walking up and down the corridor, looking aimless and not actually getting anything done."

"Do something then, you aimless croc-shuffler!"

"They're just a bunch of croc-shufflers!"

by Juliaabb August 5, 2022

croc sock

When you are really high and you send your contacts selfies you are sending "croc socks"

Person 1: Bruh I'm sending this guy a croc sock!
Person 2: Send it to me bruh!

by Jestering pester August 17, 2017

Crotch Croc

Verb, To crotch croc is to flash ones vagina to the public when not wearing underwear. Usually by way of media exposure in a public forum.

Steve: "dude did you hear about Brittany Spears?"

Richard: "Crotch Croc again?"

Steve: "Totally"

Richard: "Nice..."

by Dr. Fox 23 March 9, 2009

Crocs

A weird show that kids mostly wear but it looks weird on people older than 13.

Uhhh I can't stand crocs on teenagers, it's too weird.

by Blueydog August 13, 2023

yellow croc enthusiast

Someone who really likes Crocs of the yellow variety.

Yo, this guy is a yellow Croc enthusiast

by MangoPenetration February 2, 2025

Croc

Croc is known to be one looking for a younger girl. He claims that his dick is quite long when really it isn't, it explains why he hits on the young! Now croc can be a babe but also a turtle with glasses.

Croc is not a CROCODILE

by I like Landon September 28, 2017