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Hood Land Creature

Hood Land Creatures - Things/People You Only/Always See In The Hood.

Woodland Creatures are Only in the Woods

Hood Land Creatures Are Only in the Hood
Crack Dealing Crack Head Dealing Out of Baby Stroller

With No Baby = Hood Land Creature
by Moogle - Half Man/Half Google November 3, 2011
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Jibberwalky creature

It's a mythical creature from meth army lore where this poor addicted household had a plastic bag covered in humanity and resin to the point where it woke up sentient and warns people addicted to drugs of upcoming dangers. It's a transmorphing plastic bag that grows syringes out of its limbs and dances on your back to warn of dangerous situations. The world's first living pokemon. Breakdances frequently.
The jibberwalky creature was a figment of my imagination until it did a breakdance on my back
by Cody5050 June 8, 2022
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Sea Creature

Pronunciation: see-cree-ture.

Noun:

1.0 Sea Creatures are often renown for their easability of access to their peen, vag , or arse in order to achieve their own sexual desires.

1.1 Sea Creatures are often willing to lie about relationship status as well relationship goals and, will often have unprotected sex without having been tested in between partners to achieve the above mentioned goal.

Adjective:

2.0 "Sea Creatured" is used to describe any person of any socio economic background, gender, sexual persuasion, religion etc... who engages in any of the aforementioned behaviours.

2.1 Sea Creatures are essential dirty organisms that are constantly "wet", constantly hungry, or just in plain of affection from other "Sea Creatures".

2.2 Sea Creature are labeled as such due to their ability to turn dark and always remain.

Sea Creatures are essentially constantly, wet little creature who will consume anything,
Please a void Sea Creatures.

NB: This does not apply to open honest, polygamous relationships that have been well defined prior their commencement of that relationship.

This applies to non-honest people.
We started dating exclusively but then she Sea Creatured with a married dude, who was also a Sea Creature.

Good luck luck t them both!
by FloorScrubber4000 December 1, 2023
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Unholy Creature Pose

A pose made by bending your knees and moving your legs away from you while managing to not squat, putting your upper arms up so they’re straight (preferably) or high up and have your forearms go downwards. Bonus points if you cross your eyes or smile like a deranged antelope while doing so.

Used when you want to embrace your inner stoopidity or if you just want to annoy people to no end. Can also be used when joking around with your buddy.
Jeremiah: *walking laps around the school, minding his own business*
Jeremiah 5 seconds later on his head: Why is Isaiah just standing there in unholy creature pose at me that deranged antelope smile staring at me? This is weird as frack dude, Ikm going to turn around now
by Scratchykit August 21, 2023
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creature from the snack lagoon

Shy: That creature from the snack lagoon you brought home last night ate all my Ding Dongs!
Julian: What did you expect?
by Verbal Platinum Princess December 25, 2010
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Creature

That Creature I met was so strange it didn't seem human, empty heart.
by Norman Vas Pas December 2, 2022
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