cheesy crust

(noun) The process of lacing you or your partner's penis with Cheeto dust, letting it harden, and eating it off like a dick Dorito shell within the next few hours. Typically practiced in the Philippines and in Italy.

'Susan was wild last night.'
'What'd she do?'
'She gave me a cheesy crust and my dick still smells like cheese after showering.'
'Damn, that's hot.'

by SexSlangOfficial September 14, 2016

Cheesy Dangle

A unisex word used to describe discharge of any description from the genitals hanging off thier arse hairs. Usually is of a cheesy consistancy and appearance. Not to be confused with a brand of chips.

I haven't showered in 4 days and I found a cheesy dangle.

by ThunLuzzy May 3, 2009

divine cheesy

A stupid, dumb, ignorant girl that loves singing much to the sorrow of the poor people listening to it and dancing even though she tends to injure people when doing that. Her signature dance move is the merry go round although it is tornado pushing people, chairs, tables literally anything in her way. If a divine cheesy likes you, I suggest moving to another state.

JESUS CHRIST! HELP PLEASE! WE'VE GOT A DIVINE CHEESY! PLEASE SAVE US!

by Leafthief4649 February 26, 2022

cheesy scrotum

tastes like cheese on toast

mum ive burnt my dick on the grill

by Phil Macrackin March 20, 2003

cheesy crust

Used when describing a penis that developed white muck in the wrinkels around the head due to poor hygiëne.

If it wasn't for my cheesy crust I would have shagged her on the spot.

by Count Von Zeppelin September 18, 2006

squeezey cheesy

the act of getting lucky with a pregnant chick, but it doesnt stop there. while she is giving you head you bend over and squeeze her dairy jugs, thus making her lactate. You put this lactate in between her tits and start to tity fuck resulting in your penis churning the milk turning it into cheese. ( great on quesadillas)

"Did you hear what georgie did to kendall last night?"
"no what?"
"he gave her a squeezey cheesy!"
"ahh theyre disgusting"

by vortexwolf13 October 3, 2011

Cheesy eggs

1. A combination of scrambled eggs and cheddar cheese. Add bacon bits, salt, pepper, or hot sauce as needed.
2. The food of the gods.

A: What do you want to eat?

B: Can you make some cheesy eggs? I love those things.

by LeftUnavenged March 10, 2011