Smear Campaign

(n) : the aftermath of wiping your butt after taking a super greasy dump. When you go to wipe, instead of actually cleaning the poop from your backside, the toilet paper just spreads the greasy dung around, prompting you to use hella toilet paper in order to do a proper wipe job.

"Man I think I need to stay away from the Bloomin' Onion and baby-back ribs combo at Outback. My shit was so greasy this morning; total Smear Campaign."

by Stavros Nikkapoppolous December 18, 2019

over-capacitated

having characteristics of that which has high capacitation

1. "yo bitch, yo titties is over-capacitatin' my face!"

2. "the party is getting a little over-capacitated, so you should get the fuck out"

3. "get over here and over-capacitate my face with yo titties bitch"

by stryphrev January 22, 2009

ms.capalot

A girl that stick by your side at all times, and never leaves u and is loyal as fuck.

I got me a ms.capalot she loyal asf

by Deadbugged November 9, 2020

Capalot Crip

A fake gang full of white middle school kids who think they are crips located in Watertown New York

You have to get your rounds to be a capalot crip🤣

by Cheikh tourre December 8, 2019

capala

Fake Impala SS.91-96 Caprice Classic with Impala Emblems.

That ain't no real SS, that's a Capala.

by Sandman313 October 6, 2007

Major Cappage

When a dude is talkin so major cap 🧢 and

You just wanna eat their booty cheeks to get them to tell the truth instead of actin like sum bitches like fucken behead their asses and fuck the open throat hole

Fuck a bitch, I’m hearin sum major cappage

by Toland without the body January 5, 2020

Capado

A particular dance move that involves a strong, almost seizure like pelvic thrust, accompanied by repeated ass slap followed by one's right hand while the left hand is extended straight out, perpendicular to the body.

I went to the dance and did the capado.

Guy 1: What the fuck was that?
Guy 2: Its called The Capado. It works 60% of the time, every time.
Guy 1: ......

by chiavetta June 9, 2011