Anal beads

Anal beads are beads you stick in your arsehole

Damn I wanna stick some anal beads in my arse

by GlizzyBlizzy November 21, 2022

beads started vibrating

An expression that refers to a situation in which someone starts to perform better than before.
Context: World chess champion, Magnus Carlsen, accuses Hans Niemann of cheating after losing to him. Wild theory is that Hans used programmable vibrating anal beads to cheat in the game.

After being behind in the quiz competition for the first few rounds, his beads started vibrating as he finished first, trumping in the last two rounds.

by fractalmind404 October 2, 2022

Beading

To cheat at a game, especially at chess, especially with vibrating anal beads.

The champion lost to a 19 year old with the black pieces? I'm pretty sure he was beading.

by BBrokenG October 2, 2022

bead

to bead someone

Winning a match using anal beads as a cheating device.

Fabio: "Cüs! Can't believe Hans bead Magnus."
Daniel: "He improved a lot lately, that's more than impressive!"
Ian: "I heard rattling coming from his seat, something is fishy"

by CagnusArlsen October 5, 2022

bead corn

A corn cob made of beads and pipe cleaners

Hey Betsy Sue, that the best darn bead corn this side of the railroad tracks.

by Hayyluv October 5, 2022

Gas Station Anal Beads

Gas Station Anal Beads are defined as nerd ropes due to them being available at gas stations and its similarity to the length and proportions of anal beads. Usually they are inserted into the anal cavity and then eaten out by the inserter.

Guy 1: "We went to the gas station earlier"
Guy 2: "Did you pick up Gas Station Anal Beads?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, used them as intended."

by CommanderCumLord January 2, 2022

Squeegee beads

When the anus is oozing of mucus membranes after use of sex anal beads

I'm going to get squeegee beads tonight at the swingers party

by Freezer pop May 25, 2022