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Russellville, Arkansas

A small southern town in the River Valley region of the vast and populous state of Arkansas. Not to be confused with Dardanelle, the skyline of Russellville shows an intricate array of banks and churches, giving it it's unique character. When walking on the street, one can pick up the distinct smell of animal parts being shredding into dog food at the Rendering Plant. One can also encounter the diverse culture of the Arkansas Tech University campus, consisting mostly of rastas and right wing extremists. If you find yourself at Taco Bell around 1 in the AM, then you can observe these potheads in their natural habitat, munching on ranch Dorito Tacos and listening to Imagine Dragons. The town itself boasts a population of 27,000 people, however with the high number of migrating Mexicans, dumpster babies, nuclear mutations, and hobos, it's roughly the size of Little Rock and Fort Smith combined.
Corliss Williamson: Did you know I'm from Russellville, Arkansas
Everyone Else: No one cares!
by RastaCakes1234 April 1, 2013
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Fort Smith, Arkansas

The most backward thinking town in the entire state of Arkansas. This town has actively sought to become as unimportant as it can possibly be.
There are no jobs and nothing to do in Fort Smith. Let's move to Fayetteville.
by Greg On'eal April 6, 2004
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Arkansas Donkey Potato

razorbacks engaged in anal sex when they're about to ejaculate they punch the lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm better while grabbing your own boobs with potatoes.
Chris Yang gave Miguel an Arkansas Donkey Potato, even though Stephanie and Ina warned Miguel not to talk to Chris. Poor Miguel.
by Georgia Appleseed March 2, 2010
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Arkansas Bronze

In reference to a Casket
A cheap Casket. Made of Particle Board with Moleskin material glued on to make it look more appealing. A welfare Casket.. As Cheap as they come
have also heard it referred to as the "Missouri Bronze"
They don't have any money so they are burying him in the Arkansas Bronze
by HarryParatestis March 13, 2008
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Russellville Arkansas

A beautiful city that boasts a citizenry that includes Brad or he who shall remain nameless. This blithering idiot used to live in California but the state in its infinite wisdom sent this abomination to Arkansas. Poor Russellville, the quota on idiots must have fallen short, so they had to import some. Brad's only accomplishment is taking in air that could well be used elsewhere.
by poorbradandkarma September 17, 2011
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Arkansas Switchback

When two opposite gender siblings are having sex in the doggystyle posistion, the male pulls the sisters head as far around as possible and spits in her mouth while still inside her. Both sibling must be native Arkansas residents.
While on a camping trip in arkansas, three friends decided to pay 30 dollars a person to see a sibling fuck show. During the show one of the viewers asked if the man and woman could prove they were siblings. While fucking the woman from behind the man laughed and replied, "you just watch how I spit her mouth",(he yanks her head around and preceedes to spit into her mouth),"up round these parts we call that the Arkansas Switchback, and thats all the proof we need."
.......Actually a true Story!
by Ben B. September 8, 2006
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arkansauce

the type of sauce that does it real nass when teh no bodies be lookin. sometimes the sauce can be found under the bed. but its usualy sneaky. it waits till the middle of the night to sauce it real nass lak eet laks it.
i caught the arkansauce saucin eet ree-nass!
by yeson May 19, 2007
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