Ashley

Usually thought to be a whore, and always on someones lap, should be tamed in a zoo. Always wearing tight clothes, or short clothes.

Have you seen Ashley, oh ya she sitting on Derek's lap today?

Wow, your school uniform is longer than your pelvis bone today, Ashley.

by frascamr July 6, 2014

Ashley

The most amazing girl and she dates boys named Kevin and she is treated like a queen.

Kevin: Your amazing
Ashley: You treat me like a queen

by Hipie November 27, 2012

the ashley

The act of leaving a discarded bloody tampon in the trash of an apartment full of guys.

Another Ashley, I'm going to kill Adam.

by The Ashley June 11, 2006

Ashley

a former dude name that people now think it's cute to name girls, so if you name a boy Ashley now people will think he's a queer and/or tranny

My grandpa's name was Ashley, but if I name my son that he'll get picked on in school and later kill himself.

by getmoneygurrl$$$ September 4, 2011

Ashley

An Ashley is the best friend a mermaid could ever have!
She's super cavity-like sweet, honest, trustworthy, caring, and an all around great person.
An Ashley is fun to be around, she can brighten up anyone's day with just her smile.
Ashley's are usually attracted to Michael's, so unless you're a Michael, sorry fellas, you don't even have a chance!
They also love kids, weddings, and shopping!
Once you meet an Ashley, and befriend her, you'll be friends forever!

"my bestfriend is an Ashley"

by GingerMaid September 26, 2013

Ashley

This girl can be sweet, but if you make her mad she'll stand her ground and show you who's boss. She can be quiet at first, but once you start talking she'll sometimes never shut up. She's normally pretty chill if your cool with her. She can be very emotional sometimes, so don't upset her; she's sensitive. Definitely not a people person.

Deena: I'm gonna steal your man.
Ashley: Excuse you? No you ain't.
Deena: Oh really?
Ashley -beats Deena's ass in a non-violent way-
Paige: Lol

by Ashtonaught February 9, 2018

Ashley

its a dude. gets mistaken for a girl cause of HIS name. its a guy. has a nutcracker son. his dog is an absolute unit and is fat as fuck. Ashley always wears hunting hats while he watches gravity falls. did i mention he is of male gender? yeah he is. prick. gf is companion cube.

liberty: oh god its ashley
lilly: oh god oh fuck hes gon try and steal our bread

by meatymans August 18, 2019