my math teach sat me down and told me to be friends with this bitch and i was like fuck it ig and now we have been friends for four years and I don't know how to get rid of her help me oH JESUS SHES COMING FOR ME EVERYONE RUN
everyone hid zoe is coming and i think she is about to reject us cause shes emo or something (stares knowingly)
by toasterbutt January 2, 2022
Get the Zoemug. Zoe: stop following me
by Bunny kookie April 2, 2019
Get the Zoemug. Zoe, a person who steals everybody's manz. No one can love anyone because of her dark humor. Every boy loves her. Which takes away her friends chances
by Zoe is MEAN. December 6, 2019
Get the Zoemug. will give u blowjob, fuck u, make out with you, handjob, let u squish her nonexistent tits, smell her feet for yall freaky foot people, or whatever wierd fetish u have. aka BITCH A HOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and is most likely freakishly blonde, like its actually scary and concerning how blonde she is.
by thicc chungus March 26, 2019
Get the Zoemug. Zoe is one of the best people you will ever meet. She always makes everyone laugh and hates any seriousness of any kind. She has mid length brown hair and green eyes that sometimes I swear change to blue. She is also the most dirty minded person ever but most of the time she's hilarious. She is pretty, forgiving, amazing and slightly crazy. She is one of my most amazing friends.
by Wolfgirl358 November 1, 2018
Get the Zoemug. A beautiful, but socially awkward, woman, most of the time the “Zoe” does not see its magnificent beauty, since her beauty is so strong and out of this world, that she can not comprehend it, but that’s why she has Mik to remind her of her dazzling beauty
Holy shit is that th magnificent Zoe
by Magic mik January 19, 2019
Get the Zoemug. An absolute wonderful person and is kind to everyone but only when she is on drugs (Cocain specifically)
From Zoe
From Zoe
I am Zoe.
by Xx_Hookers_and_Cocain_xX February 11, 2021
Get the Zoemug.