Zach

the quietest prick of them all

“ah it’s that quiet Zach kid. only talks in the gc”
“ugh, why does he talk so short irl but holds whole convos in gc”

by lol.lemons January 5, 2019

Zach

The bIgGeSt s t u p i d dumb f a c e in the wOrld

Xavier: You know that kid Zach?
Zach: Stupidhead

by IHateZach June 12, 2018

Zach

A kid who smokes pot and plays fortnite and waste his life away while eating takis.... he does have a cool egg head though

Zach has a egg head

by John Sway June 28, 2018

Zach

A stupid guy who is dumb and makes dumb decisions. He cannot be smart and will likely trip over himself on a pebble half an inch big.

Wow Zach is really dumb!

by zxckjfsjaljgvdzLKfsaj July 22, 2018

Zach

Another definition for cringe.

“Dude...why are you being so Zach?”

by dangdevin July 30, 2018

Zach

The biggest douche bag of all time. If he is your boyfriend he will most definitely cheat on you. He is addicted to video games and has no friends, except for his little cult. He is the skinniest and weakest person you will ever meet. And he is extremely unathletic. Please when you meet a Zach, just find a new friend.

Dude why are you being such a Zach to your girlfriend.

by Djdndkofn February 19, 2019

Zach

a gay fortniter who jerks off, smokes weed, and looks like a crack head

Friend 1: oh shit that man looks like a crack head. Friend 2: must be a zach

by dog_god July 3, 2019