Zach

a gay fortniter who jerks off, smokes weed, and looks like a crack head

Friend 1: oh shit that man looks like a crack head. Friend 2: must be a zach

by dog_god July 3, 2019

Zach

An absolute gay nae nae monkey baby. He is a failed sound cloud rapper who gets angry at any criticism and will start to immediately cry. You can say a joke about him because he will go monkey rage. Zach likes to touch little boys in the woods, and likes to kiss people without consent. Zach is pretty cool.

Brad: ¨Oh shit look out it´s Zach.¨
Chad: ¨Oh No run¨

by EpicGamerMan69 November 8, 2019

Zach

The biggest douche bag of all time. If he is your boyfriend he will most definitely cheat on you. He is addicted to video games and has no friends, except for his little cult. He is the skinniest and weakest person you will ever meet. And he is extremely unathletic. Please when you meet a Zach, just find a new friend.

Dude why are you being such a Zach to your girlfriend.

by Djdndkofn February 19, 2019

Zach

A huge dumbass that's kind but mostly known for stupidity and his cockyness.

Wow Zach you are an idiot

by Kae4thefame October 19, 2020

Zach

a stupid ,smart ,caring ,energetic person who likes to flirt with a lot of people. he doesnt know when to stop picking on people until he gets in trouble. and like drugs

zach is my buddy and he is stupid and caring i am glade were friends. but i wish he would stop trying to sell me drugs

by buddyflufness December 11, 2017

Zach

A kid who smokes pot and plays fortnite and waste his life away while eating takis.... he does have a cool egg head though

Zach has a egg head

by John Sway June 28, 2018

Zached

To get canceled on suddenly and without notice.

We were all going to meet up and play cards, until we got zached at the last moment.

by Grkfire013 April 3, 2019