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A derogatory word towards generation Z; referring to a person who is of generation Z as inept, narcissistic, egotistical, ignorant, low self esteem, obnoxious, self absorbed, self victimized, and suffers from mental illnesses such as boarder-line personality disorder.
You hear that zoom head yap his/her trap?

The only life experience that zoom head has, is his/her phone.

I don’t trust zoom heads in the kitchen, as they don’t follow sanitary protocol, if any, like washing their hands thoroughly.

How many times do you need to repeat yourself to that zoom head, fire him/her.

That zoom head keeps showing up late, always on his/her phone, and moves slowly.

That zoom head struggles to identify with their own sexuality, let alone identity.

Be careful, if you lay it to that zoom head hard enough, he/she might end up committing suicide.

These zoom heads run out of so many ideas, they look back towards the 80s, and 90s.
Zoom Head by Zoom Head February 22, 2021
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Person A: What did we do in zoom class today?
Person B: I have no idea I wasn't paying attention
Zoom by Charlie MorBlood February 23, 2021

zoom help 

When a cougar asks for Zoom Help after work and it turns into sexy time.
Can you help me with zoom tonight?

Thanks for the zoom help.

Sure, I got you with the zoom help
zoom help by DT-FTL March 25, 2021

Zoom Cooler

The modern day replacement of the proverbial “water cooler” where people gather and have a quick chat about current events prior to their online work call commencing.
Bravo and I discussed the game at the “Zoom Cooler” before the sales meeting started
Zoom Cooler by Capt. Bravo March 26, 2021
To get closer or to move an object, person or screen closer.
(You see a bad bitch/dude at the bar) Yo, zoom in.
Zoom in by Killakyle00063 May 21, 2021
a video calling app that compared to discord and ms teams is mid but teachers still use it thanks god im in a school where we use msteams cause that thing laggy af
guy 1: dam i have a lesson on zoom
guy 2: rip zoom is down again on country-where-example-guys-live
Zoom by takanashi kiara stan February 14, 2022

Zoom Meeting 

When 3 or more people engage in sexual acts, while being sneaky and hiding it from anyone else.
“Adam and those two are definitely having a zoom meeting tonight. “

Adam: I have a zoom meeting tonight.
Sarah: But that’s after hours.

Adam: *Wink, Wink* This is with Dean and Jarrod only.

Sarah: Gotcha. Just be safe.
Zoom Meeting by ZombieManager April 5, 2022