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survival knife

Doesn't matter how big or how small, I always carry a survival knife with me!
by Chaz2015 November 10, 2015
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Love-Knife

To love someone so much that you want to make a dress out of their skin.
Some one who has gone all Love-Knife would say: "I love you, I NEED you. I WANT TO MAKE A DRESS OUT OF YOUR SKIN!"
by bacongrubber July 13, 2012
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bowie knife

A knife that has a size from large to Triple XL. There's no such thing as a medium or small Bowie knife as the knives are very large almost the size of machetes typically used by serial killers like Michael Myers or by Western Cowboys.
Guy: I pulled out a Bowie knife and gutted a deer that I shot.
by Big Ol' Rollin' Nolan! December 31, 2016
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Turd knife

The long knife that one uses to cut up with their turds in order for them to be flushed down the toilet.
I have to poop has anyone seen my turd knife?
by Intmd8er March 30, 2015
mugGet the Turd knifemug.

Knife bitch

A girl who just loves knifes, usually for the aesthetic. An aggressive feminist who is not afraid to pull a hot pink Hello Kitty knife out on a creepy guy. Is intimidating on the outside, but is the sweetest, most caring person who has like a thousand stuffed animals.
Freind: “hey do you have a knife or something that I can use to open this?”
Knife bitch: *pulls out an Arsenal* “of course
by Curlycartoon September 7, 2020
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Skank knife

What is used to cut a bitch; sharp words or weapon.
"See that whore flirting with my man? That bitch is about to get skank knifed."
by Plexy October 3, 2013
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Fucking Knife

A person who is fucking dumb as all hell and don’t know what there doing with there life- also could be called a dickwad or a wad of dick
Shane: Wow John, your a fucking knife
John: yeah I know
by Thee Fucking Knife September 24, 2018
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