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Wesley

i wish i had as many girls as wesley
by Infinite girls May 4, 2022
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kaleb wesley weaver

One of 318 Ratchet City's most trashy fuck boys, kaleb really puts the STD in STUD. If you enjoy stank dick, he's the one to call.
Hey you hear about Kaleb Wesley Weaver contracting herpes? He's nasty.
by Kateisgr3at September 12, 2020
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Wesley

Wesley is a person that belongs with a Joan. He's had a sketchy past but is trying to get on the mend . His biggest downfall is what he thinks makes him great but it's simply "clear" he's a better man without it. His Joan adores him and usually is panicking because Wesley's don't talk to often so it's unsettling . He belongs with a Joan. N they make one another better people together.
Wow where is that Wesley's Joan? Idk or thi k she does either Wesley's don't speak such things aloud usually.
by WesleysJoan November 7, 2023
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Wesley Russell

A big beautiful caucasian male with a penis approximately 2 inches in length and 18 inches in width. He looks in the mirror every day sharp as a bullet, and says “Damn, I love my mullet” He enjoys eating american diets such as hamburgers, fries, hotdogs, and new york style pizza. He is also surprisingly not a couch potato despite him being 529 pounds and 5’2. He enjoys football and loves baseball even more and wants to pursue a career in the MLB. He loves to listen to music. His most favorite artists are King Von, Morgan Wallen, Lil Uzi Vert, Zach Bryan, and NBA Young Brother. He also loves his family occasionally being with them and hangs out with fellows all the time. He likes to jerk off with olive oil, ketchup, mayo, and mustard. He is also believed to be native to the planet Mars and has friends across the entire galaxy. He has astronomical projecticle devices that come out his ass and uses them as an advantage during battle.
That man is a wesley russell because how built different he is.
by Wesley Russell January 19, 2025
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Dirty Wesley

When you shove a 260 pack of crayola crayons up your ass while ejaculating in your dune popcorn bucket to game of thrones fight scenes.
Guy 1:bro did you see wesley do the dirty wesley on his tictok livestream?
Guy 2: yeah bro he is so hot and sexy and i love him so much let me kiss him.
Guy 1: Fuck you.
by John_Paul_Sydney March 11, 2024
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wesley trent pipkin

Big daddy of all the daddy and is straight pimpin
That dude is striaght pimpin must be Wesley Trent pipkin
by Bigpapi! October 28, 2021
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Wesley

People’s who is named wesley are bottom of barrel, you scrape it and you find Wesley
Wesley are mostly being hated in 2022
by Niyahl December 4, 2022
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