thumb shark

Dickhead brothers (most commonly found in groups of 3) that resemble living breathing thumbs with shark characteristics. This is a rare species of thumb sharks can most commonly be found living right on the coast of Southern California near Redondo Beach

Girl 1: Those three boys just ruined our movie night
Girl 2: What a bunch of thumb sharks

by thumbsharkhater456 November 25, 2017

Throttle Thumb

When your thumb gets sore from holding down the throttle on a quad.

(after a whole afternoon of riding on the quad)
"Damn, I got throttle thumb!"

by Joegus the Rogue March 29, 2010

potty thumbs

A name given to somebody who repeatedly texts or sends e-mails whilst taking a crap.

Joe: Where's Bill?
Jon: He's taking a dump
Joe: What a potty thumbs, he was just texting me
Jon: Gross!

by JamGol February 16, 2009

Thumb gummer

when you place your thumb in your partner’s butthole while having sex doggie style and it sucks your thumb like a toothless mouth, e.g. an asshole

“I put my finger in her thumb gummer last night while I was banging her from behind”

by ZanDolo October 24, 2020

kart thumb

kart thumb is a wiinjury that develops on the right hand after frequent and habitual use of mario kart using the Wii Wheel accessory while playing Mario Kart Wii.

The condition arises from the orientation of the controller/wiimote placing the button used to accelerate your kart under the right thumb.

If left untreated the condition can worsen to Wiipetitive Strain Injury and eventually Wiithritis.

Michael played Mario Kart for ten hours yesterday and got kart thumb - by the time he went home he couldn't even bend his thumb.

by pigeon assassin October 6, 2008

Jedi Thumb

In an attempt to engage in anal sex with a female who is not initially interested in the activity, you approach your sexual partner while in the doggy style position and slowly work your thumb over her asshole in a calm, clock-wise and stroking motion. You slowly increase the pressure to instigate a pleasurable sensation, during vaginal intercourse, to influence her into accepting your penis in her rectum.

Friend: "Dude, I can't believe you got to take a ride on her Hershey Highway! I thought your girlfriend was scared of anal?!"

You: "She was; until I used my Jedi Thumb on her...'you want to let it in there'".

Friend: "Epic sir."

<instigate high five over beers>

by VTECsam April 26, 2010

smoker's thumb

the red and/or peeling skin on the finger, usually thumb, of someone who is new to smoking and/or smokes often because they are inexperienced and the lighter flame touches their thumb or finger

Hey man, what's wrong with your thumb?
Oh, I just started smoking, and now I got a smoker's thumb.
Here, let me show you how to use a lighter!

by Devin Calcutta January 7, 2008