by Mad Mikki Bongo July 25, 2014
Get the fucking spidersmug. A process in which two people defecate in the same toilet; achieved as one person straddles the other (like a spider swing), and defecates through the empty space in front of the other's crotch.
by Gomerj84 January 16, 2010
Get the Spider Shitmug. 1. Clump of female pubic hair found at the drain after a shower or bath. 2. Pubes accidentally ingested while performing cunnilingus.
I wish my wife would wax her bush because every time she takes a shower the drain gets covered with twat spiders.
I was eating out Jill the other night when suddenly I started gagging on a twat spider.
I was eating out Jill the other night when suddenly I started gagging on a twat spider.
by k9bubba August 26, 2009
Get the twat spidermug. If you think females can't fight, think again. This nasty lady comes equipped with a full-blown chaingun attached to her body and takes a shitload of ammo to kill. It is the final boss of DOOM and makes a few appearances in DOOM II.
by DoomGuy September 20, 2006
Get the spider mastermindmug. by MandMs05 March 12, 2019
Get the Spider Loafmug. A sexual act performed during, oral, anal or vaginal sex, when a male pulls out just before ejaculation. Then he releases semen on her face and then slams a screen door, or any object for that matter, in her face. Pillows, blankets, walls, doors etc. can be used or anything that when pulled away creates a "webbing" effect.
She took that Spider Mask like a champ, I can still see the grid from the screen door on her face and there was webbing for days.
by jefferson mario April 13, 2010
Get the Spider Maskmug. To hang one's phone from an outlet when the charger cord is not long enough to reach the ground. The phone hangs upside down, similar to Spider-Man hanging from his web.
by Okuta July 27, 2016
Get the Spider-Manmug.