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Turd knife

The long knife that one uses to cut up with their turds in order for them to be flushed down the toilet.
I have to poop has anyone seen my turd knife?
by Intmd8er March 30, 2015
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survival knife

Doesn't matter how big or how small, I always carry a survival knife with me!
by Chaz2015 November 10, 2015
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Love-Knife

To love someone so much that you want to make a dress out of their skin.
Some one who has gone all Love-Knife would say: "I love you, I NEED you. I WANT TO MAKE A DRESS OUT OF YOUR SKIN!"
by bacongrubber July 13, 2012
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Knife War

A homesexual term when a man slaps his penis onto another mans penis.
Gay Mw2 Guy: Want to have a Knife War?

Regular Mw2 Guy: Hell no! I'm not gay...
by TheMw2Hater October 7, 2010
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Knife bitch

A girl who just loves knifes, usually for the aesthetic. An aggressive feminist who is not afraid to pull a hot pink Hello Kitty knife out on a creepy guy. Is intimidating on the outside, but is the sweetest, most caring person who has like a thousand stuffed animals.
Freind: “hey do you have a knife or something that I can use to open this?”
Knife bitch: *pulls out an Arsenal* “of course
by Curlycartoon September 7, 2020
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Do Knife

Yo lets do knife
by Highlive February 11, 2022
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Fucking Knife

A person who is fucking dumb as all hell and don’t know what there doing with there life- also could be called a dickwad or a wad of dick
Shane: Wow John, your a fucking knife
John: yeah I know
by Thee Fucking Knife September 24, 2018
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