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Gorilla Condum

The definition for ejaculating into your Walmart bag and giving it to someone. A prank pulled in Rwanda and done in America.
Dude wanna prank your sister.
Yea lemme get the gorilla Condum
by Big ducks July 31, 2016
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gorilla pound

1. the art of ruining ones fast food meal by completely smashing your hamburger before putting it in the bag
2. the last step at a fast food restaurant before you receive your meal
Wow, this Wendy's hamburger would not be so bad had it not received a gorilla pound before I got it.
by " Steffenhatin' " December 17, 2009
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snowflake the gorilla

Harambe's white brother snowflake. He was the only white gorilla to live and be accepted in the black gorilla community. R.I.P Snowflake.
John: Fred, you know Snowflake the gorilla Harambe's white brother.

Fred: Yer, he was a fucking sick cunt. He was the only white gorilla accepted in the black gorilla community. R.I.P. whitegorillalivesmatter
by Snowflakethegorilla November 20, 2016
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gorilla wash

The act of squatting in the shower and splashing water on your nuts like a gorilla to get rid of leftover soap suds on your sack.
I had to do a gorilla wash on my nuts before all the water went down the drain.
by deathfordough June 10, 2011
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Boy Gorilla

Dirty, dirty, dirty hipsters; may live in tepees. Ridiculously involved with the Portland music scene (Boy Gorilla-derived from a now non-existent indie record label).
"I'm so proud of the Boy Gorillas actually putting on shoes for their show today, except for Danny."
by Hesh 4 lyfe April 5, 2010
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Gorilla Mint

A nickname for Newport Cigarettes, because it is the brand of smokes most preferred by Thuggies in the ghetto.

Black people like to smoke menthol (mint) flavored cigarettes over regular tobacco.
by Stevie Staxwellhouse December 11, 2009
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Gorilla Tits

The breasts of a fat, hairy, ugly woman. Completely beastly and ineffective in creating boners.
maaaaaaaaan... Bertha has some serious gorilla tits. Look how hairy they are, you can hardly tell where her tits end and her beaver begins!!
by Solace Theory July 23, 2009
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