Spider Shit

A process in which two people defecate in the same toilet; achieved as one person straddles the other (like a spider swing), and defecates through the empty space in front of the other's crotch.

I couldn't hold it, so we took a spider shit.

by Gomerj84 January 16, 2010

fucking spiders

An exclamation of sheer disbelief or wonder.

Fucking spiders, check out the legs/tits/arse on her

by Mad Mikki Bongo July 25, 2014

twat spider

1. Clump of female pubic hair found at the drain after a shower or bath. 2. Pubes accidentally ingested while performing cunnilingus.

I wish my wife would wax her bush because every time she takes a shower the drain gets covered with twat spiders.

I was eating out Jill the other night when suddenly I started gagging on a twat spider.

by k9bubba August 26, 2009

spider mastermind

If you think females can't fight, think again. This nasty lady comes equipped with a full-blown chaingun attached to her body and takes a shitload of ammo to kill. It is the final boss of DOOM and makes a few appearances in DOOM II.

Only the spider mastermind has a chance of killing the Cyberdemon.

by DoomGuy September 20, 2006

Spider Behavior

Engaging in malicious spider-like behavior. This includes but is not limited to; manipulation through emotional traps, poisoning others personal relationships, demonization, negative attention-seeking, and the spread of negative auras. This is very common in people with BPD and narcissism.

"My ex keeps trying to manipulate my friends to turn them against me!"
"That sounds like Spider Behavior dude."

by doelirious May 18, 2023

Spider Mask

A sexual act performed during, oral, anal or vaginal sex, when a male pulls out just before ejaculation. Then he releases semen on her face and then slams a screen door, or any object for that matter, in her face. Pillows, blankets, walls, doors etc. can be used or anything that when pulled away creates a "webbing" effect.

She took that Spider Mask like a champ, I can still see the grid from the screen door on her face and there was webbing for days.

by jefferson mario April 13, 2010

Spider-Man

To hang one's phone from an outlet when the charger cord is not long enough to reach the ground. The phone hangs upside down, similar to Spider-Man hanging from his web.

Shit, the cord's not long enough to reach the ground. Guess I'll have to Spider-Man it.

by Okuta July 27, 2016