Pittsburgh Carrot

When you get a little carried away and spray tan you penis, fuck a girl in the ass, then have her suck you off.

She wasn't scared about the spray tan that ran too low? Na, gave her that Pittsburgh Carrot. Made it a lot easier to cover the rust on my dick when I gave her ATM.

by Boltesian October 7, 2015

Pittsburgh Hello

When a Pittsburgher has a sexual encounter with a new partner and slaps their ass with enough velocity to leave a mark in the shape of a hand. Then profusely apologizes over Primates sandwiches

I didn't mean to give her the Pittsburgh hello but she seemed to be okay with it.

by HowDoPittsburgh April 27, 2022

Pittsburgh Waterfountain

Consuming two Taco Bell quesoritos before vomiting onto your partner.

Make sure you swing by Taco Bell tonight so you can give me the good ol' Pittsburgh Waterfountain.

by Unremarkable March 2, 2015

Pittsburgh Cheesesteak

When you take a thing of chili and stick it in/on/around someone’s ass and eat it off/out with a spoon/straw

My wife asked me what I wanted for dinner last night and I said a Pittsburgh Cheesesteak, I’ve never cum so much in my life.

by MeHehe123 January 17, 2022

pittsburgh pounder

Where a male shits on his partners chest *WITH PERMISSION*while the partner jacks him off, then will turn around, ejaculate on the vagina, and lay on his partners chest.

I asked for a pittsburgh pounder and ended up with a cracked rib, and a positive pregnancy test. What a night.

by COCKDOCK12÷4 September 11, 2016

Pittsburgh Popeye

A sexual act between two loving and consenting adults. The foreplay involves copious amounts of olive oil and a Nuru massage. The gentleman then finishes in a fresh can of spinach being used as a fleshlight while the partner keeps saying "oh Bluto".

I don't mean to brag, but last night my girl and I did the Pittsburgh Popeye for the first time.

by M. Hawke April 10, 2023

pittsburgh pitchfork

The act of wearing a strap-on so you can go in both holes during sexual intercourse. NOTE: Must be a male to do this, unless you somehow wear two (2) strap-ons.

Me: Why is there a strap-on with shit on it on your couch?

Mike: Oh, I just got done giving Darren's mom a pittsburgh pitchfork.

Me: .....

by frankie67 December 8, 2013