Jake

He's just a bit of a prick who says the word epic too much.

Hench Lad: Did you here that Jake got Google Stadia
Female: Yes I did, he also got a Windows phone

by MrNoogin November 12, 2019

Jake

Ugly ass bitch

Jake is an ugly ass bitch

by Definitions man January 26, 2020

Jake

Has extremely large penis. Way larger than people named Noah’s penises.

I hate Noah’s. I want a Jake!

by Jake>Noah October 12, 2019

Jake

A person that really looks like Gibby Gibson from Icarly.

“woah did you see Gibby?”
“Nah bro that’s jake.”

by urmomsb July 25, 2019

Jake

Cause I'm a island boy, and I've been tryin' to may...
Oh I'm a island boy
Ay, I'mma just island boy, I'mma just island boy
I'mma get keep that gun, I be just staring at the sun
Nummies I'll fool gazin', I'm like the pool where I'm stayin'
They like "You wanna be famous?" I'm tryna be outdoor gators
I'm gonna be floater boy and get a real down tropical
I'm a island boy I put my vests on, yeah
Like a wug woman tryna make it to the top
I'm a island boy, I been tryin' to make it
Ay, sittin' with the gang gang slang, you ain't just sayin' no cane
Through the storm, through the rain, 'coz we try a home like a lime
From a the island boy, from the Caribbean
Kay, cool, kay, soul koowah ya'll
I'm a island boy

Pretty sure that Jake is a virgin

by Not Jake 69 November 23, 2021

Jake

The most bad ass cool ass man you ever see he has lots of cool thingand is cracked in every game

you need a Jake in your life

by Kaboom man June 8, 2022

Jake

Sexy boi, likes to pass the weed. Friends with mr steal yo girl. Oh my go, he vegan too, but likes meat. Has a friend named Blake who is not cool. He also has horrible YouTube content.

Jake is super cool

by IloveCaden November 6, 2019