Council Lube

a sentence used to describe lube for those too poor to afford or in a desperate situation and require lubrication. inferring that council estates (of the uk) may be too poor to afford any decent lubrication. coined in the same sense that "council pop" refers to water from a tap.

him - "lets have anal sex"

Her - "but we havent got any lube!"

him - "thats fine, ive got council lube"

him - *spits in hand*

by unclebob1923 January 19, 2010

The Council

A group of sick cunts

"Hey did you see how sexy Joe is"

"Yeah it's because he is the leader of the council"

by Cod_lequis1 March 12, 2021

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by InterpersonalCommunication March 4, 2025

Council of Youtube

A youtubers group started on October 8th 2017.

He's in the Council of Youtube so he must be famous.

by Edatsu March 4, 2021

Council lips

When a female has big fat Botox lips and comes from a council scheme

Check the state of her over there with the big fat council lips

by Favol March 2, 2023

Council Stick

Disposable vapes used commonly in council estates hence "council stick"

gis a go of your "council stick"

by niccle June 3, 2023

Council secretary

Where a council scheme Instagram barbie tries to dress classy but there’s no hiding the cooncil lips on her puss

Check her out there, thinks she some kind of executive assistant, that’s that wee slapper on Instagram who lives in the scheme, looks like some kind of council Secretary

by Cooncil March 15, 2023