The middle get poorer, the top gets richer and the public is passed down the new and improved system of selling a kidney to make rent. When they say they're working "for the people" and the people are really working for them. Donating their life to servitude for the scraps of inflation and peril of the quality of life. A country pretending to still be a magnus of wealth and opportunity but it's really the opportunity to apply for food stamps when you get home from your third job. When the income that 20 years ago would have been considered well off barely buys the tent you now live in while you stream happy juice from your device that was supposed to fix everything and cry into your cereal that cost $15 a box. Food that is really poison to wring more money out of a propped up populous of vaccine zombies and Starbucks Karens. A Marxist Utopia. Cogs that are asleep while they work, nodding while they are obliterated and say "thank you sir may I have some more?" when the next guillotine falls. This is the longest, slowest, most expensive apocalypse ever. Open your throat and say ahhh as they pour the elixir of sheepledom into the gob that stays silent and runs into the building as the world burns.
I wish the world would end already. This trickle down apocalypse situation is fucking with my streaming time.
by Billie Kent October 7, 2025
Get the Trickle Down Apocalypse mug.Apocalypse is the event that the indigenous May-May tribe had once predicted that the apocalypse to happen on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991, which was going to coincide with the fasting month of Ramadan. At a later time, it eventually turned out that this D-day is just the end of the calendar of May-May tribe which had spanned for 5590 years, which is akin to the end of the Showa era and the beginning of the Heisei era that occured in Japan back in 1989 — as "apocalypse" is a concept coined by the modern civilization that is completely unknown to the May-May tribe.
It's nostalgic to remember that when I was a kid in the 1980's, I worried that the apocalypse would happen on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991, the day I was going to start high school in Japan — like what the indigenous May-May tribe had predicted. Guess, it now turns out that this D-day is just the end of the calendar of May-May tribe which had spanned for 5590 years, which is akin to the end of the Showa era and the beginning of the Heisei era that occured in Japan back in 1989.
by Emotional Cruiser October 22, 2025
Get the apocalypse mug.Any place or event where guidos, meatheads, skanks, business majors, hipsters, bankers, accountants, trust-fund asswipes, brokers, guys named "Hunter" or "Tanner" or "Cal" or "Chad" or "Logan," prius drivers, people who like LA, people who like Florida, frat bros, camo wearers, granolas, gold-chain wearers, "hustlers," Kanye fans, Nickelback fans, Texans, girls who flirt with bartenders, eurotrash, face painters, and anyone who watches reality shows meet up to drink or "party." Often sports bars, sports events, "clubs," Ed Hardy stores, or gyms.
Man I want to go to the gym, but it's 230 on a Saturday and the place is going to be a douche apocalypse.
by Bill Dungsroman June 16, 2018
Get the Douche apocalypse mug.Zombie apocalypse - when most of worlds population will be vanished and it's basaically the end of the world.
Some people say that before elections: If _____ gets elected this will be the end of the world.
If WW3 happens this is most likely to be called apocalypse.
Also when human population will decrease feom some extreme reasons (virus or something), anarchy will begin and there won't be any laws, large cities fall, everyone is now an outlaw and an enemy.
And now, in 21st century if global warming(real problemthese days) releases some lethal microbes from the permafrost black death(plague) could return.
In 21st or 22nd century(most likely in early 22nd) polution (which is already a problem)can cause apocalypse. Most people will die from poisoned water and food , others of starvation.
If "evil" aliens invade our planet and we willl not be able to fight them we will probably get killed or we will have to become one of them(they will force the evolution and speed it up).
If nuclear war happens.
And like this asteroid that meant end for the dinosaurs we could also get hit from some kind of big asteroid.
If thanos snaps his fingers everal times...
Some people say that before elections: If _____ gets elected this will be the end of the world.
If WW3 happens this is most likely to be called apocalypse.
Also when human population will decrease feom some extreme reasons (virus or something), anarchy will begin and there won't be any laws, large cities fall, everyone is now an outlaw and an enemy.
And now, in 21st century if global warming(real problemthese days) releases some lethal microbes from the permafrost black death(plague) could return.
In 21st or 22nd century(most likely in early 22nd) polution (which is already a problem)can cause apocalypse. Most people will die from poisoned water and food , others of starvation.
If "evil" aliens invade our planet and we willl not be able to fight them we will probably get killed or we will have to become one of them(they will force the evolution and speed it up).
If nuclear war happens.
And like this asteroid that meant end for the dinosaurs we could also get hit from some kind of big asteroid.
If thanos snaps his fingers everal times...
by SuperCoolKAJ April 30, 2019
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