When it’s so damn cold out your balls retreat deep inside the abdominal cavity leaving a tightly drawn in scrotum incapable of being fondled, pulled or performing a cherished teabagging of your mate.
I squatted over Rachael’s face this morning to wake her with a nice teabagging but the heat was out and I had the Arctic teabag going on.
by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018
did you see the whore on the internet getting a twin teabagging from those two dudes? It was amazing, yet horrifying!
by macdaddy June 11, 2004
A guy is having his nuts sucked from underneath (69'ing) (like a regular teabag). At some point, he spreads his cheeks and plants his asshole firmly on her forehead....leaving a brown dot.
by Sideburn Steve September 05, 2006
A cross between Arabian goggle and a teabag. You need a close freind to work. One of you puts Your scrotum in the victem's mouth. While The other person puts Their scrotum on the victems eyes. Wake the person up and let the fun begin.
by Kevin Landry September 17, 2005
I was taking a whiz, and I'll be damned if I didn't see one of her vampire teabags in the trash.
or
Here's what was clogging the toilet, one of your vampire teabags.
or
Here's what was clogging the toilet, one of your vampire teabags.
by MTalos August 15, 2003
When man appoaches woman, stretches out testicles and ever so gingerly drapes them over his lovers face. Dipping both taint and nutball into her mouth
by thmsmcgr February 25, 2009
The absolute height of sexual prowess, the Herbal Teabag is a process in which a man dunks his scrotum into a vat of runny feces, preferably left in the sun to bake for a few hours, and proceeds to deposit it into the waiting mouth of another.
1. "Dude, Andrew was passed out after the party and I totally gave him an Herbal Teabag."
2. "Man, I think my girlfriend is a freak, she won't stop hounding me for an Herbal Teabag."
2. "Man, I think my girlfriend is a freak, she won't stop hounding me for an Herbal Teabag."
by Ghetto Neematoad April 07, 2008